- I am a Siberian Husky
- I am a purebred
- My AKC registered name is Karamad's One Dusty Guy
- I was born at Karamad Siberians
- My momma is Karamad's Sentimental Journey
- She goes by Journey
- My dad's name is Smokey
- He's not on the interweb
- I was born September 15, 2002
- I came here when I was 11 weeks old
- Shone, Tundra and Omani already lived here
- I am not a rescue
- Da momma and Da dad actually bought me
- No, I did not come from Saks Fifth Avenue
- I was a dominant pup
- I played hard
- I bit lots
- Even drew blood on Da momma
- Many times
- I am not the boss here
- I learned that quick
- Meanie Shonee got after me the second day I was here
- She left a scar
- I learned to leave her ball alone
- I still don't like her
- I tore up all her toys
- I still like to tear up toys
- But I leave Whiskey's alone
- Meanie Shonee let me live with them until I was 3
- Then we got into death fights
- I wanted her dead
- She wanted me dead
- Da momma and Da dad put me in my own pen
- I came in the house when Meanie Shonee wasn't in there
- During the time that I was penned alone I did lots of tests
- The hoomans needed to make sure I wasn't mean
- I'm not
- I went to obedience school
- All by myself
- With my own teacher
- At first there was no other dogs
- Then there were lots
- I graduated
- In time, after the tests and school, Whiskey came to visit
- I loved Whiskey
- She never left, she's still here
- That was almost 2 years ago
- I helped teach Whiskey that it's okay to like humans
- Da sister says I was a good teacher
- Now, sometimes, I get to help via the interweb with Da sister's classroom
- Da sister is a teacher
- I don't do toys
- Except to de-fluff them
- And rip their heads off
- But because Whiskey is here for rehab, I don't touch her toys
- Because she needs them, I don't
- I do like bones
- Whiskey doesn't touch my bones
- I live for foods
- Any kind of foods
- Especially cookies
- I have Da momma trained
- She gives me cookies when I want them
- I had to go on a diet because Da momma gave me too many cookies
- I don't like diets
- I lost weight
- I thought I was shrinking
- I wasn't
- I eat olives
- right from the trees
- I live in the country
- With Whiskey in my pen
- We come into the house every other day/night for 24 hours.
- We have a small pen out back
- it's away from Meanie Shonee's pack
- The small pen is attached to the house
- We use it to play and potty on our times in the house
- I don't have to sleep in the crate
- Because I am good boy
- and I gave up eating the talking box remote thingies
- I either sleep on the hooman bed
- Or on the sofa
- Or on the floor next to Whiskey's crate
- I am not allowed to use my teeth on hoomans
- Unless Da momma tells me 'bitey'
- That means I can use my teeth
- 'Easy bitey' means we're playing wrestle
- I like to play wrestle
- Da sister taught me play wrestle
- She's the best to play wrestle with
- I have never run in harness
- I have never run the Great Race
- In all honesty, I don't like to run too much
- Except to chase cats
- I have killed cats
- I didn't mean too
- They are too fragile
- I like to lay in front of the air conditioner
- and eat Otter Pops in the summer
- I like Whiskey
- But I love Meeshka