101 Things About ME!!

1. I am a Siberian Husky
2. I am a purebred
3. My AKC registered name is Karamad's One Dusty Guy
4. I was born at Karamad Siberians
5. My momma is Karamad's Sentimental Journey
6. She goes by Journey
7. My dad's name is Smokey
8. He's not on the interweb
9. I was born September 15, 2002
10. I came here when I was 11 weeks old
11. Shone, Tundra and Omani already lived here
12. I am not a rescue
13. Da momma and Da dad actually bought me
14. No, I did not come from Saks Fifth Avenue
15. I was a dominant pup
16. I played hard
17. I bit lots
18. Even drew blood on Da momma
19. Many times
20. I am not the boss here
21. I learned that quick
22. Meanie Shonee got after me the second day I was here
23. She left a scar
24. I learned to leave her ball alone
25. I still don't like her
26. I tore up all her toys
27. I still like to tear up toys
28. But I leave Whiskey's alone
29. Meanie Shonee let me live with them until I was 3
30. Then we got into death fights
31. I wanted her dead
32. She wanted me dead
33. Da momma and Da dad put me in my own pen
34. I came in the house when Meanie Shonee wasn't in there
35. During the time that I was penned alone I did lots of tests
36. The hoomans needed to make sure I wasn't mean
37. I'm not
38. I went to obedience school
39. All by myself
40. With my own teacher
41. At first there was no other dogs
42. Then there were lots
43. I graduated
44. In time, after the tests and school, Whiskey came to visit
45. I loved Whiskey
46. She never left, she's still here
47. That was almost 2 years ago
48. I helped teach Whiskey that it's okay to like humans
49. Da sister says I was a good teacher
50. Now, sometimes, I get to help via the interweb with Da sister's classroom
51. Da sister is a teacher
52. I don't do toys
53. Except to de-fluff them
54. And rip their heads off
55. But because Whiskey is here for rehab, I don't touch her toys
56. Because she needs them, I don't
57. I do like bones
58. Whiskey doesn't touch my bones
59. I live for foods
60. Any kind of foods
61. Especially cookies
62. I have Da momma trained
63. She gives me cookies when I want them
64. I had to go on a diet because Da momma gave me too many cookies
65. I don't like diets
66. I lost weight
67. I thought I was shrinking
68. I wasn't
69. I eat olives
70. right from the trees
71. I live in the country
72. With Whiskey in my pen
73. We come into the house every other day/night for 24 hours.
74. We have a small pen out back
75. it's away from Meanie Shonee's pack
76. The small pen is attached to the house
77. We use it to play and potty on our times in the house
78. I don't have to sleep in the crate
79. Because I am good boy
80. and I gave up eating the talking box remote thingies
81. I either sleep on the hooman bed
82. Or on the sofa
83. Or on the floor next to Whiskey's crate
84. I am not allowed to use my teeth on hoomans
85. Unless Da momma tells me 'bitey'
86. That means I can use my teeth
87. 'Easy bitey' means we're playing wrestle
88. I like to play wrestle
89. Da sister taught me play wrestle
90. She's the best to play wrestle with
91. I have never run in harness
92. I have never run the Great Race
93. In all honesty, I don't like to run too much
94. Except to chase cats
95. I have killed cats
96. I didn't mean too
97. They are too fragile
98. I like to lay in front of the air conditioner
99. and eat Otter Pops in the summer
100. I like Whiskey
101. But I love Meeshka